Welcome to my brand new Bay Area Food blog! I am a native Haywardian who has just been reborn into the Bay for the first time since leaving for college almost ten long years ago. And guess what? I like to eat things. I also like to babble needlessly online. Lo and behold – the almighty blog exists to which we can all repent our sins! Or, in my case, rant about excellent Mexican or terrible Thai. I am here to fulfill all your local restaurant evaluation needs and work out your sarcasm muscles while doing it.
One tiny catch – I am part of a fancy group of people who call themselves pescetarians, though I try hard not to ever use that word for fear of sounding like a jackass. But, it’s true, I eat dairy and seafood but no birds or mammals. Why, you ask? Well, that is a discussion for another day. For now, just know that I am an equal opportunity restaurant-goer who just doesn’t order or consume any chickens, cows, piggies, or other walkin’, talkin’ animal.
So, that’s me in a nutshell and chatting about what I’m eating will be a piece of cake, easy as pie, smooth as peaches and cream. Stop on by for a cup of tea anytime you need some comfort words or a completely unqualified opinion about local Bay Area restaurants.